Well, hunting season is upon us which means I am accepting applications for the position of "temporary spouse".
This job runs from 10/10 until 11/30.
Education: Must be able to read and speak English fluently.
No talk, speak or scent of hunting or fishing of any kind.
No football or other sports unless they include dirt biking (motoX or trail), boxing, track, and/or eating.
Please be well-versed in the art of chick flicks (with action movies a la carte).
Know how to make a helluva deliscious cup of tea.
I will on occasion ask for my shoulders to be rubbed and may even tolerate a blizzard here and there.
Other than that, the job is low key. I request that you stay out of my way unless asked and take the garbage out. Easy.
The pay is... Well being "married" to me for less than 2 months. If you ask me, you're the lucky one!
I'm low maintenance so will consider job share on an individual basis.
If you bring a dirt bike into the arrangement, the primary Hub may consider trading me in for you. Just saying.